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Copy Straight UP is for you
Brands out there managing the business of their dreams with the busyness of their routines.
What is it?
Copy that writes itself (it's actually written by me, ssshh)
Instead of staring at a blank page for hours after a long day, watch one episode of The Fiery Priest, knowing you'll still get the job done.
Crystal Clear Copy is for you
Freelancers or brands born yesterday diving head first into business.
What is it?
Your writing, your vision, my revision.
You'll finally click "publish" with a flaming-o smile on your face, knowing 10 pro fingers had a hand in your copy.
But let's be real for a second:
Copywriting isn't for everyone
Are you…
a) crossing your mental street to the other side to avoid your website's copy?
b) freezing looking at your next campaign’s landing page - it’s still blank, isn’t it?
c) allergic to writing? I'm no doctor, but trust me, it’s a real illness.
d) an awesome writer, but still need a push to share your wonder with the world?
Hold up! You're not any of those?
You probably don’t need my copywriting then!
You love your writing, your customers love it too - and they show their wallet every time
You’re fine with what you’ve accomplished and don’t think you need to improve
You’re using copywriting templates and don’t see yourself turning away from them
You’re happy with AI's copy
You still got some burning questions?
Here are my answers ;)
Why shouldn't I just have AI write my copy?
Everyone’s using it! And guess what? Your brand sounds like every other brand: predictable, dull, clichéd.
You are way too damn complex for a machine to understand you and you alone - like a bright copywriter does wink wink
What do both services include?
You get:
One 45-minute call to understand your target audience, your business, your brand’s personality, your cat’s favorite food and your grandma’s go-to magazine - yes, very important
2 rounds of revisions - I want you to publish what you envisioned with your head held high
Which one is best for me: Crystal Clear Copy or Copy Straight UP?
If you just need some pro eyes on your DIY copy to rest your anxious mind, then Crystal Clear Copy - aka copyediting - is for you
If your business makes it impossible for you to write it yourself - I get it, there’s little time and too much to do hugs -, then Copy Straight UP - aka copywriting - is for you.
Do I have to pay to book a call?
Nope, the first consultation is completely free :)
But why can’t I just send you an email and be done with it?
I get it. I'm shy too and it seems easier to send an email rather than going through a calling hassle.
BUT, copywriting means writing from people to people. If I don’t know you, the person behind the screen, I’ll never see your true glow. I’ll never be able to write the bright kind of copy for you and your brand.
